HHGTTG
The lyrics to “So Long and Thanks For All The Fish”:
So long and thanks for all the fish.
So sad that it should come to this.
We tried to warn you all but, oh dear.
You may not share our intellect,
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that grow around you.
So long, so long, so long and thanks for all the fish.
The world’s about to be destroyed,
There’s no point getting all annoyed.
Lie back and let the planet dissolve.
Despite those nets and tuna (I’m not sure what this word is, sounds like feets)
We thought that most of you were sweet.
Especially tiny tots and pregnant women.
So long (x a lot) and thanks for all the fish.
If I could have one last wish, I would like a tasty fish.
If I could just change one thing, we would all have learned to sing.
(Followed by a strange group operetta or something)
So long (x a lot) and thanks for all the fish.
John Tokash 
Despite those nets and tuna (I’m not sure what this word is, sounds like feets)
^perhaps tuna fleets? 😛